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Peter Mandelson still sliding under doors
Peter Mandelson is still sliding under doors and appearing at meetings throughout the houses of parliament whether he has been invited to them or not according to parliamentary insiders. One Lib Dem...
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Ed Miliband to intervene as 99p stores to start charging a pound
Labour leader Ed Miliband has promised to intervene in plans for 99p stores to start charging a pound. Speaking to a heaving press conference Mr Miliband said “There’s a cost of living crisis and fat...
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Cameron pledges more resources to lying about NHS
A Conservative only Government will earmark extra funding to lying about the NHS according to Prime Minister David Cameron. Speaking at the party’s spring forum Mr Cameron said “The NHS is very...
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The Queen “If Labour get in I’ll leave the country”
Her Majesty the Queen has said in no uncertain terms today that she will move abroad if Labour get into power following the forthcoming General Election in May. In a move that will only amplify the...
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English voters’ anger at news they can’t vote for the nice welsh lady
Yesterdays leadership debate has been branded farcical by many voters across England who were persuaded to give Plaid Cymru their vote only to find out they apparently couldn’t. One incensed viewer...
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Blair “Cameron has weapons of mass destruction”
Former Prime Minister and Labour leader Tony Blair has warned the public that they should not vote for David Cameron as he has weapons of mass destruction, that he can mobilise within 45 minutes....
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Boris offers free drugs to all voters
The General Election took an unexpected turn this morning when aspiring Conservative leader Boris Johnson told all floating voters that a vote for his party would mean free drugs. Speaking this...
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David Cameron seen leaving Jim Davidson’s house
David Cameron has reportedly been seen leaving Jim Davidson’s house sparking rumours that he may be wooing the support of the popular comedian. The support of the veteran comedian whose popularity...
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Russell brand tells people not to vote again
Russell Brand has changed his mind and appealed to the public not to vote. Speaking eloquently through the medium of the English language Mr Brand said “I revert forthwith to my original stance....
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Barry Chuckle to compete against brother Paul for Labour leadership
Barry Chuckle has this morning denied rumours of any sibling animosity following the news that he will be running against his brother Paul in the forthcoming labour leadership battle. One Labour...
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